这发生在我们当中,你决定用TechCrunch来解决这个问题,是啊,当然,为什么不。 我有一些想法。
这是最后一刻的科技万圣节服装努力水平各不相同。
递归自我改进
AI的领袖如Dario Amodei和Sam Altman都表示担心AI的发展太快,但是如果AI模型能够“自我修补”,就能在没有人类干预的情况下自行进步
我不确定如何在视觉上代表人工智能建筑本身的想法,但你真的可以靠在“自我改善”部分,你不需要那么努力。
每年你通过新年决议时,带着一本自助或生产力书,离开派对中间的“去治疗”,向人们吹嘘你的Oura环睡眠得分有多好。
你是试图改善自己的人的化身你是递归自我改进。
一个欺骗可爱的AI agent
Meta和OpenAI都是最近发布的AI助手,有着令人毛骨悚然可爱的阿凡达。 他们看起来很无辜,所以你低估了他们造成灾难的潜力。 (当我们谈论她时,只有当你是一个自然金发
你要做的是让自己看起来又大又柔软。 也许你有件毛绒夹克或者你可以找些多彩的羽毛野猪来包身添加一个独特的帽子,眼镜,或其他附属物,让自己更像ChatGPT Dot. 如果你有色衬衫和匹配的底片,那也是可行的。
整个晚上,请询问人们能否获得阅读/写入他们的Gmail。
一个用Meta眼镜积极录制你的人
无论你是否称之为“反常眼镜”,我们都应当能够同意,如果有人未经你同意而开始录制你,那将是非常可怕的,这完全符合万圣节精神。
只要拿一副眼镜——或者在方便的地方买一双便宜的眼镜——就把一个大红或白色的圆圈附在一个镜头上,模仿红色的录音灯。 若你想让服装更恐怖(或无法做大圆贴),请不要在未经本人同意的情况下
马克·扎克伯格穿着一件模糊不安的T恤
马克·扎克伯格的时尚最近相当引人注目。 他穿着许多略微超尺寸的黑T恤。
replicate或许很难接受他所引领的黑文本上黑衫的风格
如果你对拉丁语的发音有信心,你可以去吃一些真正可怕的东西,比如他穿着一件称 “Aut Zuck aut nihil”的衬衫,意思是“Either Zuck or nothing ”。 这有点不祥。
AI使用限制通知
有些人认为
拿着一张纸板,打印出通知的截图,告诉你,你已经达到使用极限,我用编辑过的股票照片来说明这个想法。 你不必穿得像Hot Topic一样工作
PHP 脆弱性
PHP-opocalypse在我们的记忆中很新鲜,网络开发者所感受到的恐惧依然可见,你是一个PHP的弱点。
这是你要做的。 买件T恤和一件尖刺在上面写PHP 简单点
弱点部分呢?你将不得不承诺这一点。 整个晚上,你都要跟朋友谈谈你的感受。 事实上,你的情绪暴露了。 说说你最近失去亲人让你想起生命是多么脆弱假装这是万圣节服装的一部分
布莱恩·约翰逊
服饰解释自己。
布莱恩・约翰逊,第二次
情侣服装警报!
也许你要参加一个以上的万圣节派对这个周末,但你希望你的各种服装坚持一个特定的主题。 是时候准备第二件描绘有争议生物猎物的服装:GLP-Bryan。
Johnson今年早些时候在X上写道:“我经常带着我所有体重躺在凯特的上面。 深层压力让她的神经系统平静下来,静静地思考,发布催产素会降低皮质醇。 我们称之为GLP-Bryan。”
自然,人们感到困惑,所以他分享了一个形象来展示。
如果你没有时间买东西,这个就够了。 只要穿一件T恤和牛仔裤,你可能已经拥有。 在派对上躺在你搭档的上面会很诡异真的很诡异。 但这就是你等待到现在才想出一套服装的原因。
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It happens to the best of us — you’ve completely dropped the ball on figuring out a Halloween costume. Naturally, you’ve decided to solve this problem by turning to… TechCrunch? Yeah, sure, why not. I’ve got some ideas.
Here are some last-minute techy Halloween costumes. Effort levels vary.
Recursive self-improvement
AI leaders like Dario Amodei and Sam Altman have expressed their fears that AI is developing too quickly, but if AI models become capable of “recursive self-improvement,” they’ll be able to advance on their own without human intervention, rendering any efforts to “pace the frontier” futile.
I’m not sure how to visually represent the idea of an AI building itself, but you could really lean into the “self-improvement” part and forget the “recursive” aspect — it’s a last-minute Halloween costume. You don’t need to try that hard.
Dress as the version of yourself you imagine becoming every year when you make New Year’s resolutions. Carry around a self-help or productivity book like “Atomic Habits” or anything by Malcolm Gladwell, a yoga mat, and a huge bottle of water. Leave in the middle of the party to “go to therapy” when you actually just want to go home. Brag to people about how good your Oura Ring’s sleep score is.
You are the embodiment of someone trying to better themselves. You are recursive self-improvement.
A deceptively cute AI agent
Meta and OpenAI both recently launched AI assistants with creepily cute avatars. It’s almost Elizabeth Holmes-esque — they look innocent, so you underestimate their potential to cause disaster. (While we’re talking about her, you’re only allowed to do the black turtleneck Holmes costume if you’re a natural blonde, or if you have a blonde wig.)
What you’re going to do is make yourself look big and fluffy. Maybe you have a poofy puffer jacket, or maybe you can find some colorful feather boas to wrap yourself in. Add a distinctive hat, glasses, or other accessory to make yourself look more like a ChatGPT Dot. If you have a colorful shirt and matching bottoms, that also works.
Throughout the night, ask people if you can obtain read/write access to their Gmail.
A guy who is actively recording you with Meta glasses
Whether you call them “pervert glasses” or not, we should all be able to agree that it would be really spooky if someone just started recording you without your consent — perfectly in keeping with the Halloween spirit.
Just grab a pair of glasses — or buy a cheap pair somewhere convenient — and attach a big red or white circle to one lens, mimicking the red recording light. If you want to make the costume extra creepy (or, if you can’t make a big circle sticker), you can just wear normal glasses and say that you’re ‘guy recording with the light covered up.’ Please, just don’t actually record people without their consent while you wear this costume.
Mark Zuckerberg wearing a vaguely unsettling T-shirt
While we’re at it, Mark Zuckerberg’s fashion has been pretty recognizable lately. He’s been wearing a lot of slightly oversized, boxy black T-shirts.
It may be hard to replicate the black-text-on-black-shirt style he gravitates toward, but you could attach a piece of paper to yourself that says “Building is my love language.”
If you feel confident in your Latin pronunciation, you could go for something actually scary, like the time he wore a shirt that said “Aut Zuck aut nihil,” which means “Either Zuck or nothing.” It’s a little ominous.
An AI usage limit notification
For some people, there’s nothing scarier than running out of Claude tokens.
Grab a piece of cardboard, print out screenshots of notifications telling you that you’ve reached your usage limit, and go spook some vibe-coders. I’ve illustrated this idea using an edited stock photo. You don’t have to dress like you work at Hot Topic — that’s just the model in the image.
A PHP vulnerability
The scary PHP-opocalypse is fresh in our memory — it was only last week that AI unearthed critical PHP flaws that could’ve been catastrophic for the internet. The fear that web developers felt is still palpable, making it a good Halloween costume: You are a PHP vulnerability.
Here’s what you’re going to do. Buy a T-shirt and a sharpie, and write PHP on it. Keep it simple.
What about the vulnerability part? You’re going to have to commit to the bit. All night, you’re going to talk to your friends about your feelings. Actually bare your emotions. Talk about how your recent loss of a loved one made you remember how fragile life can be. If making yourself vulnerable kills the vibe, just pretend it was part of the Halloween costume and that you’re really cool and fun and never feel sad ever.
Bryan Johnson
The costume explains itself.
Bryan Johnson, a second time
Couples costume alert!
Maybe you have more than one Halloween party to go to this weekend, but you want your various costumes to stick to a specific theme. Once you’ve got your sleepy time getup sorted, it’s time to prep your second costume portraying the controversial biohacker: GLP-Bryan.
Johnson wrote on X earlier this year: “I frequently lay on top of Kate with all of my bodyweight. The deep pressure calms her nervous system, quiets racing thoughts, and releases oxytocin which lowers cortisol. We call it GLP-Bryan.”
Naturally, people were confused, so he shared an image to demonstrate.
Yes, this will be hard to reproduce as a Halloween costume, but if you’ve run out of time to buy anything, this one will do. Just wear a T-shirt and jeans, which you probably already own. It will be weird to lie on top of your partner in the middle of a party. Really weird. But that’s what you get for waiting until now to figure out a costume.
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